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Higher CO2 Might be Good for Plants? Duha.
Jul 8th
German scientist Hans-Joachim Weigel says when a plant increases its exposure to carbon dioxide; it appears to boost crop yields.
Carbon Dioxide in the air can help plants grow according to super-smart science people:
“Output increased by about 10 percent for barley, beets and wheat” when the plants were subjected to higher levels of carbon dioxide, Weigel said.
Its a good thing we have these scientists to tell us what would appear to be common sense… or to be fair, not common sense but basic 4th grade science. Plants Eat CO2 and sunlight (as well as water and some nutrients found in the soil) then output sugar and Oxygen. More CO2 means more photosynthesis. Duha.
But before you think that higher CO2 would be good, he is quick to say:
“This research is not intended as an argument for doing nothing to curb the rise of CO2 levels,” he said. “It is to find out what the effects would be.”
Phiew. I’m glad he said that. For a second there I almost thought Global Warming wasn’t anything to worry about. Sorry Ethiopia, looks like growing more crops is a bad thing after all.
California Requires New Cars to Have a “Global Warming Score”
Jul 7th
Sources: Greenbiz.com, AccuWeather.com
A law requiring labels to be put on a new car’s window sticker will go into effect at the start of next year for all 2009 model cars. This “global warming score” will display a scale from one to 10 to show how clean a car’s emissions are in comparison to other cars sold that year. Higher score = cleaner car.
I wonder if this score will be put on Hydrogen powered cars that emit water vapor (which accounts for 30-90% of the greenhouse effect depending on who you ask)… Or the manufacturing energy needed to create the car and ship it from Japan? No, that wouldn’t be nearly as stylish, now would it?
Kids – When You Should Die to be Green!
Jul 7th
The Australian Government has a website that helps to educate children as to when they should die so they get their fair share of energy on the Earth. This site lets you calculate how much you use (with the amount of money you make as the number one deciding factor by the way) before your little piggy blows up and you die. Then it calculates the age you should live to.
I should have only made it to 1.3 years old. Apparently I am living on borrowed time. A LOT of borrowed time.
Gore – Cyclone in Myanmar Caused by Global Warming
May 7th
First it was hurricanes, but now that those have been shown not to be caused by Global Warming, let’s switch to another weather event, shal we?
Keep it changing. If you are in a debate, as you watch them in politics this season, you will notice how when someone is wrong, they will ignore it and move on to something else. (Or, like the National Socialist German Workers’ Party does, keep repeating it and people will think its true.)
Al Gore, in a ‘tough’ interview with Terry Gross from NPR’s “Fresh Air” program:
And as we’re talking today, Terry, the death count in Myanmar from the cyclone that hit there yesterday has been rising from 15,000 to way on up there to much higher numbers now being speculated. And last year a catastrophic storm from last fall hit Bangladesh. The year before, the strongest cyclone in more than 50 years hit China – and we’re seeing consequences that scientists have long predicted might be associated with continued global warming.
So, Al Gore says “Scientists have long predicted” cyclones might be linked to global warming… I’ll keep this short, but Scients also say global warming might not be caused by man.
Al is using ”mights” and “maybes” huh? I thought the science was settled.
Gore investment body closes $683m fund
Apr 30th
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f78fbec2-161b-11dd-880a-0000779fd2ac.html?nclick_check=1
The investment vehicle headed by Al Gore has closed a new $683m fund to invest in early-stage environmental companies and has mounted a robust defence of green investing.
The Climate Solutions Fund will be one of the biggest in the growing market for investment funds with an environmental slant.
The entire article can be viewed with free registration.
Al Gore and IPCC Win Nobel Peace Prize
Apr 29th
Al Gore and the IPCC jointly won the Nobel Peace Prize “for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change.”
PALO ALTO, California (CNN) — Sharing the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize helps underscore the urgency of the climate crisis, said former Vice President Al Gore on Friday.
“This is a chance to elevate global consciousness about the challenges that we face now,” said Al Gore.
Gore’s comments came hours after the Nobel committee announced he would share the award with the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change for their work to raise awareness about global warming.
“This is a chance to elevate global consciousness about the challenges that we face now,” Gore said, speaking to reporters in Palo Alto, California. “It truly is a planetary emergency, and we have to respond quickly.”
The former vice president said he would donate his half of the $1.5 million prize to the Alliance for Climate Protection, an organization he founded to persuade people to reduce global warming by cutting pollution.
“That amount is very small compared to the enormous challenge that lies ahead,” Gore said, including organizing a massive grass-roots movement and a mass advertising campaign focused on “trying to change the way people think.”
Earlier Friday, a White House spokesman said President Bush was pleased that Gore, Bush’s opponent in the 2000 presidential race, had won the award.
“Of course, he’s happy for Vice President Gore, happy for the International Panel on Climate Change scientists, who also shared the Peace Prize,” White House deputy press secretary Tony Fratto said. “Obviously it’s an important recognition, and we’re sure the vice president is thrilled.”
Fratto said Bush would not be under any pressure to adopt mandatory caps on greenhouse gas emissions, a policy Gore has advocated.
Gore’s ex-boss, former President Clinton, also said he’s “thrilled by this well-deserved recognition,” and credited Gore with “warning and educating us about the dangers of climate change for decades. He saw this coming before others in public life.”
The Nobel committee’s announcement cited Gore and the IPCC “for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change.”
The award ceremony will be held December 10 in Oslo, Norway. Watch why Gore won the Nobel prize »
In recent weeks, Gore has been the target of a campaign to persuade him to enter the 2008 presidential race.
A source involved in Gore’s past political runs told CNN that he definitely has the ambition to use the peace prize as a springboard to run for president.
But he will not run, because he won’t take on the political machine assembled by Sen. Hillary Clinton, said the source. If the senator from New York had faltered at all, Gore would take a serious look at entering the race, the source said. But Gore has calculated that Clinton is unstoppable, according to the source.
Gore repeatedly denied he has any plans to run again, but this week a group of grass-roots Democrats calling themselves “Draft Gore” took out a full-page ad in The New York Times in a bid to change his mind. Watch Gore discuss global warming and politics
“Your country needs you now, as do your party, and the planet you are fighting so hard to save,” the group said in an open letter.
“America and the Earth need a hero right now, someone who will transcend politics as usual and bring real hope to our country and to the world.”
The Nobel committee praised Gore as being “one of the world’s leading environmentalist politicians.”
“He is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted,” said Ole Danbolt Mjos, chairman of the Nobel committee.
In making the announcement, Mjos said, “Through the scientific reports it has issued over the past two decades, the IPCC has created an ever-broader informed consensus about the connection between human activities and global warming.
“Thousands of scientists and officials from over 100 countries have collaborated to achieve greater certainty as to the scale of the warming.”
Said Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the U.N. panel: “This is an honor that goes to all the scientists and authors who have contributed to the work of the IPCC.”
Renate Christ, secretary of the panel, called the award “the most significant recognition that the IPCC has received.”
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change was established in 1988 to study climate change information. The group doesn’t do independent research but instead reviews scientific literature from around the world.
The U.N.-sanctioned group was formed by the World Meteorological Organization and U.N. Environment Program.
U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said he was “delighted” with the news that Gore and the IPCC will share in prize.
The Nobel caps a series of prestigious awards associated with Gore, including two Oscars this year for the 2006 documentary film, “An Inconvenient Truth,” which followed him on a worldwide tour publicizing the dangers of climate change.
Last month, he also picked up an Emmy — the highest award in U.S. television — for “Current TV.” The show, which Gore co-created, describes itself as a global television network giving viewers the opportunity to create and influence its programming.
Previous American recipients of the peace prize include former Presidents Carter in 2002, Wilson in 1919 and Theodore Roosevelt in 1906.
In 1973, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger shared the award with North Vietnam’s Le Duc Tho. The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. received the honor in 1964. See more on 2007 Nobel winners »
Gore was vice president for eight years before winning the 2000 Democratic presidential nomination and running against Bush.
But he failed in his White House bid — despite winning the popular vote — when the U.S. Supreme Court rejected his challenge over voting results in Florida, securing an Electoral College majority for Bush.
Over 650 Things Caused by Global Warming
Apr 29th
This list (Origionally from here but since edited and added to) contains over 650 items that some have claimed to have been caused by global warming.
Acne
agricultural land increase
Afghan poppies destroyed
aged deaths
poppies more potent
Africa devastated
Africa in conflict
African aid threatened
African summer frost
aggressive weeds
Air France crash
air pressure changes
airport farewells virtual
airport malaria
Agulhas current
Alaskan towns slowly destroyed
Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped
allergy increase
allergy season longer
alligators in the Thames
Alps melting
Amazon a desert
American dream end
amphibians breeding earlier (or not)
anaphylactic reactions to bee stings
ancient forests dramatically changed
animals head for the hills
animals shrink
Antarctic grass flourishes
Antarctic ice grows
Antarctic ice shrinks
Antarctic sea life at risk
anxiety treatment
algal blooms
archaeological sites threatened
Arctic bogs melt
Arctic in bloom
Arctic ice free
Arctic ice melt faster
Arctic lakes disappear
Arctic tundra lost
Arctic warming (not)
a rose by any other name smells of nothing
asteroid strike risk
asthma
Atlantic less salty
Atlantic more salty
atmospheric circulation modified
attack of the killer jellyfish
avalanches reduced
avalanches increased
Baghdad snow
Bahrain under water
bananas grow
barbarisation
bats decline
beer and bread prices to soar
beer better
beer worse
beetle infestation
bet for $10
000
big melt faster
billion dollar research projects
billion homeless
billions face risk
billions of deaths
bird distributions change
bird loss accelerating
bird strikes
bird visitors drop
birds confused
birds decline (Wales)
birds driven north
birds face longer migrations
birds return early
birds shrink(Aus)
birds shrink (USA)
bittern boom ends
blackbirds stop singing
blackbirds threatened
Black Hawk down
blizzards
blood contaminated
blue mussels return
borders redrawn
bluetongue
brain eating amoebae
brains shrink
bridge collapse (Minneapolis)
Britain one big city
Britain Siberian
British monsoon
brothels struggle
brown Ireland
bubonic plague
Buddhist temple threatened
building collapse
building season extension
bushfires
butterflies move north
butterflies reeling
carbon crimes
camel deaths
cancer deaths in England
cannibalism
caterpillar biomass shift
cave paintings threatened
childhood insomnia
Cholera
circumcision in decline
cirrus disappearance
civil unrest
cloud increase
coast beauty spots lost
cockroach migration
cod go south
coffee threatened
coffee berry borer
coffee berry disease
cold climate creatures survive
cold spells (Australia)
cold wave (India)
cold weather (world)
computer models
conferences
conflict
conflict with Russia
consumers foot the bill
coral bleaching
coral fish suffer
coral reefs dying
coral reefs grow
coral reefs shrink
coral reefs twilight
cost of trillions
cougar attacks
crabgrass menace
cradle of civilisation threatened
creatures move uphill
crime increase
crocodile sex
crops devastated
crumbling roads
buildings and sewage systems
curriculum change
cyclones (Australia)
danger to kid’s health
Dartford Warbler plague
deadly virus outbreaks
death rate increase (US)
deaths to reach 6 million
Dengue hemorrhagic fever
depression
desert advance
desert retreat
destruction of the environment
dig sites threatened
disasters
diseases move north
dog disease
dozen deadly diseases – or not
drought
ducks and geese decline
dust bowl in the corn belt
earlier pollen season
Earth axis tilt
Earth biodiversity crisis
Earth dying
Earth even hotter
Earth light dimming
Earth lopsided
Earth melting
Earth morbid fever
Earth on fast track
Earth past point of no return
Earth slowing down
Earth spins faster
Earth to explode
earth upside down
earthquakes
earthquakes redux
El Niño intensification
end of the world as we know it
erosion
emerging infections
encephalitis
English villages lost
equality threatened
Europe simultaneously baking and freezing
eutrophication
evolution accelerating
expansion of university climate groups
extinctions (human,civilisation, koalas, logic,Inuit,smallest butterfly,cod, penguins,pikas,polar bears, possums, walrus,tigers,toads, turtles, plants, ladybirds,rhinoceros, salmon, trout,wild flowers, woodlice,a million species, half of all animal and plant species, mountain species, not polar bears,barrier reef,leaches,salamanders,tropical insects)
experts muzzled
extreme changes to California
fading fall foliage
fainting
famine
farmers benefit
farmers go under
farm output boost
farming soil decline
fashion disaster
fever
figurehead sacked
fir cone bonanza
fires fanned in Nepal
fish bigger
fish catches drop
fish downsize
fish deaf
fish get lost
fish head north
fish shrinking
fish stocks at risk
fish stocks decline
five million illnesses
flesh eating disease
flies on Everest
flood patterns change
floods
floods of beaches and cities
flood of migrants
flood preparation for crisis
flora dispersed
florida economic decline
flowers in peril
flowers loose their scent
fog increase in San Francisco
fog decrease in San Francisco
food poisoning
food prices rise
food prices soar
food security threat (SA)
football team migration
forest decline
forest expansion
foundations threatened
frog with extra heads
frosts
frostbite
frost damage increased
fungi fruitful
fungi invasion
games change
Garden of Eden wilts
geese decline in Hampshire
genetic changes
genetic diversity decline
gene pools slashed
geysers imperiled
giant icebergs (Australia)
giant oysters invade
giant pythons invade
giant squid migrate
gingerbread houses collapse
glacial earthquakes
glacial retreat
glacier grows (California)
glaciers on Snowden
glacier wrapped
global cooling
glowing clouds
golf course to drown
golf Masters wrecked
grain output drop (China)
grandstanding
grasslands wetter
gravity shift
Great Barrier Reef 95% dead
Great Lakes drop
great tits cope
greening of the North
Grey whales lose weight
Gulf Stream failure
habitat loss
haggis threatened
Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome
harvest increase
harvest shrinkage
hay fever epidemic
health affected
health of children harmed
health risks
health risks (even more)
heart disease
heart attacks and strokes (Australia)
heat waves
hedgehogs bald
hibernation affected
hibernation ends too soon
hibernation ends too late
homeless 50 million
hornets
human development faces unprecedented reversal
human fertility reduced
human health risk
human race oblivion
hurricanes
hurricane reduction
hurricanes fewer
hurricanes more intense
hurricanes not
hydropower problems
hyperthermia deaths
ice age
ice sheet growth
ice sheet shrinkage
icebergs
illness and death
inclement weather
India drowning
infrastructure failure (Canada)
indigestion
industry threatened
infectious diseases
inflation in China
insect explosion
insect invasion
insurance premium rises
Inuit displacement
Inuit poisoned
Inuit suing
invasion of alien worms
invasion of Antarctic aliens
invasion of Asian carp
invasion of cats
invasion of crabgrass
invasion of herons
invasion of jellyfish
invasion of king crabs
invasion of midges
invasion of slugs
island disappears
islands sinking
Italy robbed of pasta
itchier poison ivy
jellyfish explosion
jet stream drifts north
jets fall from sky
Kew Gardens taxed
kidney stones
killer cornflakes
killing us
kitten boom
koalas under threat
krill decline
lake and stream productivity decline
lake empties
lake shrinking and growing
landslides
landslides of ice at 140 mph
large trees decline
lawsuits increase
lawsuit successful
lawyers’ income increased (surprise surprise!)
lawyers want more
legionnaires’ surge
lives lost
lives saved
Loch Ness monster dead
locust plagues suppressed
lush growth in rain forests
Lyme disease
Malaria
malnutrition
mammoth dung melt
mango harvest fails
Maple production advanced
Maple syrup shortage
marine diseases
marine food chain decimated
Meaching (end of the world)
Meat eating to stop
Mediterranean rises
megacryometeors
Melanoma
Melanoma decline
mental illness
methane emissions from plants
methane burps
methane runaway
melting permafrost
Middle Kingdom convulses
migration
migratory birds huge losses
microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly
minorities hit
monkeys at risk
monkeys on the move
Mont Blanc grows
monuments imperiled
moose dying
more bad air days
more research needed
mortality increased
mosquitoes adapting
mountain (Everest) shrinking
mountaineers fears
mountains break up
mountains green and flowering
mountains taller
mortality lower
murder rate increase
musk ox decline
Myanmar cyclone
narwhals at risk
National Parks damaged
National security implications
native wildlife overwhelmed
natural disastersquadruple
new islands
next ice age
NFL threatened
Nile delta damaged
noctilucent clouds
no effect in India
Northwest Passage opened
nuclear plants bloom
oaks dying
oaks move north
oblivion
ocean acidification
ocean acidification faster
ocean dead spots
ocean dead zones unleashed
ocean deserts expand
ocean waves speed up
Olympic Games to end
opera house to be destroyed
outdoor hockey threatened
oxygen depletion zones
ozone repair slowed
ozone rise
penguin chicks frozen
penguin chicks smaller
penguins replaced by jellyfish
personal carbon rationing
pest outbreaks
pests increase
phenology shifts
pines decline
pirate population decrease
plankton blooms
plankton wiped out
plants lose protein
plants march north
plants move uphill
polar bears aggressive
polar bears cannibalistic
polar bears deaf
polar bears drowning
polar tours scrapped
popcorn rise
porpoise astray
profits collapse
psychiatric illness
puffin decline
pushes poor women into prostitution
rabid bats
radars taken out
railroad tracks deformed
rainfall increase
rape wave
refugees
reindeer endangered
reindeer larger
release of ancient frozen viruses
resorts disappear
rice threatened
rice yields crash
rift on Capitol Hill
rioting and nuclear war
river flow impacted
rivers raised
road accidents
roads wear out
robins rampant
rocky peaks crack apart
roof of the world a desert
rooftop bars
Ross river disease
ruins ruined
Russia under pressure
salinity reduction
salinity increase
Salmonella
salmon stronger
satellites accelerate
school closures
sea level rise
sea level rise faster
seals mating more
seismic activity
sewer bills rise
severe thunderstorms
sex change
sexual promiscuity
shark attacks
sharks booming
sharks moving north
sheep change colour
sheep shrink
shop closures
short-nosed dogs endangered
shrimp sex problems
shrinking ponds
shrinking sheep
shrinking shrine
Sidney Opera House wiped out
ski resorts threatened
slow death
smaller brains
smelt down
smog
snowfall decrease
snowfall increase
snowfall heavy
snow thicker
soaring food prices
societal collapse
soil change
songbirds change eating habits
sour grapes
space problem
spectacular orchids
spiders getting bigger
spiders invade Scotland
squid larger
squid population explosion
squid tamed
squirrels reproduce earlier
stingray invasion
storms wetter
stratospheric cooling
street crime to increase
subsidence
suicide
swordfish in the Baltic
Tabasco tragedy
taxes
tectonic plate movement
terrorists (India)
thatched cottages at risk
threat to peace
ticks move northward (Sweden)
tides rise
tigers eat people
tomatoes rot
tornado outbreak
tourism increase
toxic seaweed
trade barriers
trade winds weakened
traffic jams
transportation threatened
tree foliage increase (UK)
tree growth slowed
tree growth faster
trees in trouble
trees less colourful
trees more colourful
trees lush
trees on Antarctica
treelines change
tropics expansion
tropopause raised
truffle shortage
truffles down
turtles crash
turtle feminised
turtles lay earlier
UFO sightings
UK coastal impact
UK Katrina
Vampire moths
Venice flooded
violin decline
volcanic eruptions
walrus pups orphaned
walrus stampede
wars over water
wars sparked
wars threaten billions
wasps
water bills double
water scarcity (20% of increase)
wave of natural disasters
waves bigger
weather out of its mind
weather patterns awry
weather patterns last longer
Western aid cancelled out
West Nile fever
whale beachings
whales lose weight
whales move north
whales wiped out
wheat yields crushed in Australia
wildfires
wind shift
wind reduced
winds stronger
winds weaker
wine – Australian baked
wine – harm to Australian industry
wine industry damage (California)
wine industry disaster (US)
wine – more English
wine -England too hot
wine -German boon
wine – no more French
wine passé (Napa)
wine – Scotland best
wine stronger
winters in Britain colder
winter in Britain dead
witchcraft executions
wolverine decline
wolves eat more moose
wolves eat less
workers laid off
World at war
World War 4
World bankruptcy
World in crisis
World in flames
Yellow fever
zebra mussel threat
zoonotic diseases
New York Times “Ethonal makes food prices go up.. kind of”
Apr 19th
The religion of Global Warming can now add itself to the list of extremist religions that are taking lives. Increased demand to be “green” and to use biofuels has been causing the price of food to go up, the effects of which are not just seen, but felt in the third world.
As The New York Times discusses, the usefulness of ethanol in fuel is in question, now that people are starving and rioting because they cannot eat (either because of supply, or cost) while governments regulate (force) us to add the stuff to our gas tanks. I will pick at the high points of these articles, and let you read the rest on their websites.
From the New York Times:
The idea of turning farms into fuel plants seemed, for a time, like one of the answers to high global oil prices and supply worries. That strategy seemed to reach a high point last year when Congress mandated a fivefold increase in the use of biofuels.
We are only a paragraph into this thing and there are blaring errors that are easily identifiable from a mile away. For one, anyone who actually looks, reads, or studies the energy it takes to create ethanol and the energy we get from it would be able to tell you that producing the stuff is, compared to gasoline, worthless. Not to mention the fact that you get about 1/4th the ethanol from corn that you do from switch grass, but I digress. The second major problem with this first paragraph is the second sentence. No grammatical errors, but when someone says “high point” and “when congress mandated” in the same sentence, you know not all their compact fluorescent light bulbs are working. They go on to mention Riots, people dying, political instability and stuff, but I’ll skip over that.
Many specialists in food policy consider government mandates for biofuels to be ill advised, agreeing that the diversion of crops like corn into fuel production has contributed to the higher prices.
Yes! Finally! The New York Times points out how Government Mandates are not that great idea according to specialists!
But…
Oh, here we go. I knew it was too good to be true.
But other factors have played big roles, including droughts that have limited output and rapid global economic growth that has created higher demand for food.
But… those specialists are stupid, and you should realy pay attention to how droughts (global warming) is causing it. I know what your trying to do, New York Times. It doesn’t take a communication major to know that people will pay more attention to the “But” statement.
While there is agreement that the growth of biofuels has contributed to higher food prices, the amount is disputed.
Wow. That sounds familiar. One could say that there is a consensus that biofuels make the cost of food to go up. One could even say, I’m sure, that if you don’t believe this consensus, you are probably in the pocket of Big Corn… or a “food price gouging” skeptic. Perhaps we should have the government look into price gouging by Big Corn too?
See how stupid the Church of Global Warming’s arguments look when you apply them to… well, anything else?
Ethanol supporters maintain that any increase caused by biofuels is relatively small and that energy costs and soaring demand for meat in developing countries have had a greater impact. “There’s no question that they are a factor, but they are really a smaller factor than other things that are driving up prices,” said Ron Litterer, an Iowa farmer who is president of the National Corn Growers Association.
Ah huh… Big Corn skeptics. See what I mean? Just a paragraph before that little comment by Big Corn, the article states:
Work by the International Food Policy Research Institute in Washington suggests that biofuel production accounts for a quarter to a third of the recent increase in global commodity prices.
But, you know, a third. That’s like… relatively small. Right Ron Litterer? Small… you know, compared to… a woolly mammoth. Anyway, the article goes on to say, you know, bla bla bla, global food prices have increased by 83 percent in the last three years… bla bla bla. They do mention in the last line however that many of the upheavals over food prices have concerned rice and wheat, staple foods yes, but are not used as biofuels. Instead the reduced supply for rice and wheat come from droughts… Which I can go with as “Man made global warming droughts” because, you know, droughts didn’t happen until people started driving their cars.
Give Me Your Money, and I Can Heal You
Apr 4th
What with Global Warming not being a Political Issue and all, if we raise taxes, it will probably help, right?
I know what you’re thinking.
Global Warming is not a political issue. And while I may not want to talk politics here and I think you are a nut job for thinking Global Warming isn’t political, every “fix” for global warming has something to do with the government having more power, so it is difficult to keep politics out of here for long… But there are some benchmarks that we here at the Church of Global Warming hold for a bad idea… Anything the ACLU or Daily Kos is for, for example. Case in point: Los Angeles.
From the LA Times:
Motorists in Los Angeles County could end up paying an extra 9 cents per gallon at the gas pump, or an additional $90 on their vehicle registration, under proposals aimed at getting them to help fight global warming.
Voters would be able to decide whether to approve a “climate change mitigation and adaptation fee” under legislation being considered by state lawmakers and endorsed by the board of the Los Angeles County Metropolitan Transportation Authority.
You would be hard pressed to find a member of the Church of Global Warming who doesn’t mention something that gives the government more money to assist in fighting Global Warming. Yeah, because “No Child Left Behind” and government funds for hurricane Katrina were so useful in their application. Does anyone else here find if fascinating that think “Bigger Government” by way of “Higher Taxes” is not a good thing?
Now, I realize that California is kind of its own little planet that the Earth can’t quite shake, but going in line with the whole “we can tax our way out of destroying the planet” thing, California once again has the idea to raise taxes to save mother earth. Oh yes, this isn’t the first time:
From Mercury News:
In the first such program in California, and perhaps the United States, Bay Area air pollution regulators are proposing to charge an annual fee to thousands of businesses based on the amount of greenhouse gases they emit.
The fee – 4.2 cents per metric ton of carbon dioxide – would affect everything from oil refineries to power plants, and landfills, factories and small businesses like restaurants and bakeries.
The largest emitter of greenhouse gases in the Bay Area, the Shell oil refinery in Martinez, would pay $186,475 a year for its 4.4 million annual metric tons of emissions. The largest emitter in Santa Clara County, the Hanson Permanente Cement Plant in Cupertino, would pay $44,507 a year for its 1.05 million tons.
After years of voluntary measures, the fees, proposed this week by the Bay Area Air Quality Management District, set a precedent as the first time that businesses and government agencies would face financial consequences for contributing to global warming. If successful, the fees could be copied all over the state and country, perhaps ultimately at much higher prices.
“The climate is changing, and we think that everybody needs to help with the solution and pay their fair share to reduce greenhouse gases,” said Jack Broadbent, executive officer of the Bay Area Air Quality Management District in San Francisco.
“This is the next step in addressing the problem. The public is demanding that we be part of the solution.”
Could someone please explain to the rest of us who just don’t get it, how you can believe someone when they say “The entire planet is in trouble, but if you give us your money, we can fix it”? This reminds me of the healers who would swing through town, put up a tent with a flashing neon cross, and stooge people into believing they could heal others by having a couple pawns in the audience who amazingly got their sight back.

So, here’s the deal. You can fall in line and believe with all your heart that the Government will fix your problems if you just give them more money, or you can become a heretic and think for a moment about how you shouldn’t force anyone to worship at this alter just like you are not forced to buy fuel if you don’t want to. I mean, you don’t need a car, right? Or perhaps “A Global Warming Impact Fee could be a key tool toward achieving that better tomorrow.” Douche bags.
The Church Agenda
Apr 1st
Everything is the fault of Humans.
Everything that’s happening in on the earth that is perceived as negative can be linked to Global Warming, and thus, linked to us. This is the height of Religion: Anything that agrees with our cause will be well circulated, while anything that does not agree with our cause will be buried, hidden, or discredited by any means necessary. Once you are able to accept our dogma without question, everything the Church preaches starts to make more sense… even if the event has nothing to do with C02, driving an SUV, cutting down trees, or the flag that we planted on the moon. Even if whatever happens has nothing to do with any of those things, if we (the Church) can link it to Global Warming, we can make an even stronger case against Man. So what if the Earth’s climate has fluctuated more without Man then with? So what if we have been in Ice Ages with higher C02 then in our current levels? You must have faith… We know what’s best for all of mankind.
We will start by using a cause such as the constant fluctuation of weather to strengthen our cause. Next, we must silence the oppositional view by any means necessary. We will power this war of information with donations from the public, who will willingly give money to this righteous cause. Finally, we will use this power to influence entire countries, which would be foolish to stand against us, as they will be seen as standing against the entire planet, thus every person on it. Our followers are great in numbers, as anyone who “just wants to help” can be easily controlled with a minimum amount of media attention.
The Church of Global Warming has you. Pay no attention to the facts; they don’t matter when it comes to this Religion.



