They have changed the name again of Global Warming. Since “Climate Change” was not vague enough, Obama’s science czar came out and said that there should be a new word for it:

Global Climate Disruption

From CNS News (And actually, if this is too right-wing for you, search Google News):

“In fact, Holdren pointed out, the changes that are occurring are highly nonuniform, not only about temperature, occurring rapidly, and quite harmful to the environment. The correct term, he said, should be ‘global climate disruption.’”

On Sept. 13, 2007 during a presentation at the World Affairs Council of Northern California, Holdren said, “The widely used term of global warming is in fact a misnomer.”

“I like to use the term ‘global climatic disruption’ in preference to ‘global warming’ or even ‘global heating,’ which is maybe a little better,” Holdren said.

When addressing the issue during a Harvard symposium on Nov. 6, 2007 Holdren said, “The first message is that ‘global warming’ is a misnomer. It implies something gradual, something uniform, something quite possibly benign. And what we are experiencing is none of those. It is rapid in relation to the capacity of societies and ecosystems to respond. It is highly non-uniform and it is certainly not benign. And that’s why I prefer the term ‘global climate disruption’ to ‘global warming.’”

This is re-branding is much like the name-change to Climate Change… The more vague they make it, the more they are right.  With a name like “Global Climate Disruption”, they can point at any storm, or sunny day as proof of Global Warming.

Maybe the readers here should try to do something constructive for the environmental movement for once.  Let’s hear your suggestions for other names for “Global Warming”.  Using the Thesaurus, lets see what we can make.

Global   Climate   Disruption

This is one we might see next:

All-Around Meteorological Character Confusion.

There, that feels better.